Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Daniel R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHeaps sick aye
Louis-philippe M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI was wishing for the purple or black hoodies … and then i open the box ! BAMMMMM purple one , cannot be more stoked
Kate C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerClints Clothes
Best shopping for my son who has a disability….!
Troy M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThe extra long fit on the hoodies combined with how comfy the material is unreal. It’s super warm and cosy aswell. Top quality hoodies!
Jake B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat, comfy product. Excellent customer service when I needed to return for a larger size. Highly recommend.
William P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it 👌