Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Jesse K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerDidn’t get a black one, allowed to order whilst none in stock, the jumper I had as 2nd choice isn’t bad though
Stuart M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerEyelets where draw strings are fell out within two uses. Still comfy but seemed like poor quality
Troy M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHoodie is made well and fits great. Good quality – 5 stars for design. Have lowered to 3 stars for 2 issues – one is that it came with what looked like 2 subtle oil stains on the back of the hoodie. And the colour is more teal than navy. We’re going to try get the stains out as they are not too noticeable and the teal is a great colour – just not what we expected. Otherwise a great tall hoodie and unlike others on the market.
Adam M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI find these jumpers good.
The colour is not navy blue though, it’s more of a green.
Simon R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat product as always.
I pre ordered certain colours waited 6 weeks and my colours were already sold to other orders.
Didnt get what i wanted but was comped with a free T
Samantha W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAmazing quality, great length, too narrow.