Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











John F. –
Pretty annoying being fraud checked as a regular but it is what it is. Alot of stock isnt available fairly often aswel which makes me delay more purchases. Otherwise, good stuff
Troy T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat fit
Fits great, exactly what I needed. Super warm as well
Deb V (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMy husband claimed this hoodie. 6ft 1in and very happy with fit.
Aaron H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBetter then I expected
Jonathan J (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThis sweater is so comfy and the hoodie is large so I don’t have to worry if i’m wearing a hat or something else. My only negative is that there is no ideal way to put on a coat rack. There is no eye for a hook in the collar and the hood’s length becomes a negative for this case.
Josh R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerReally great quality. Extremely long.