Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Dylan W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerOne wash and it’s like everything else I own, shrunk.
Only reason I bought these “tall hoodies” is cause I was sick of buying good clothes and them not last very long. 6’5” isn’t that tall but hey maybe it is.
Felicia P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFor xxl the width on them is so narrow and clings too tight – would have hoped it was wider as clinging is the last thing you want – I bought this size hoping it would be oversized – was disappointed
Paul S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNot as good as advertised
Jarrett H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNot the best quality and long wait time
jenna r (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAre they a different make to what they used to be? I have an XL from 2 years ago that is massive in comparison to the xxls i ordered. Just out of curiosity
Nicholas W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThe design has changed and is no longer as tall as the old ones. Also the design and fabric has changed in the tall flannel shirts. Why change it