Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Thomas B. –
love your products 🙂
John F. –
Pretty annoying being fraud checked as a regular but it is what it is. Alot of stock isnt available fairly often aswel which makes me delay more purchases. Otherwise, good stuff
alex b (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat product a quality product
Fast delivery and top quality product.
Heather O (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAll good. First time my son had clothes that fit him. He thought at first strange. I said look at other guys and their length of clothes.
Zac R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGot the wrong one but love it anyways!
I sadly couldn’t get my hands on the red band one I got shipped another one, non the less I love it heaps!
Liz K (verified owner) –
Verified Buyergreat fit
this brand is great for people like my husband who is long in the body. great quality garments.