Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











J H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI missed out on the purple so was pumped to grab a pink at Christmas time. Never showed up, couldn’t advise on a re stock or alternative. so i got a refund.
Holly K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNot a fan of the velvet hoodie
Aaron R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerExpected a normal hoodie not with some strange slave pocket thing
Amanda M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAlot longer than the shirts and pull over hoodie
Christian G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI received several t-shirts, instead of the hoodie i ordered, and they weren’t even the correct size. Terrible company
Veezy P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerDidnt get the one I ordered and by the time they could fix it it was too late for where I was going to wear it