Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Simon A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest jumper
Faye W (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerfits great===very comfortable
James G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVibrant purple colour. Comfy material. Super long.
Stuart M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerEyelets where draw strings are fell out within two uses. Still comfy but seemed like poor quality
Catherine F (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLoved the colour great top
Kieran B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAmazing quality and fit. The quality was so good that when I came off my motorbike at 80km/h the hoodie was still intact and able to be worn again! Will be buying from this brand again in the future.