Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Joel G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat jumper cannot fault it will be shopping again 100% good to see Australian brand killer the game
Kaitlyn C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSuper comfy and warm hoodie that doesn’t become a crop top when I lift my arms. Highly recommended
Heni M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerReceived my hoodies yesterday and I must say, they are worth the long wait!! Awesome quality of clothing, cheers
Tyler W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove the jumper, very comfortable and warm and looks amazing, shipping was very fast and stress free, zero problems or complaints with the overall purchase
Nick P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI’m 6ft8 (207cm) and I’ve never had a piece of clothing fit so well. Tall thin people are easily the most overlooked size in clothing and I’m glad I finally found a store that caters to my niche.
Ryan E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodie wver! Definitely recommend buying this one