Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











julie T (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerquality is great, length and width is exactly what i was looking for
Hannah P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat quality & love the pockets
skye p (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSuper soft material, and not light and cheap feeling. +2 for tall fashion
Archie W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it. 5/5
Bryan F (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFits beautifully long and snug. Keeps you warm on those Canadian nights. I ordered one girarri, and received another as my mystery hoodie, it’s amazing. The girarri injects horse power into the sweater. I even walk faster now. Amazing product. Keep on killing it. I look forward to the next drop.
Pieter E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove having clothes that fit ( able to get a size that fits around as well has having enough length), made of solid material. extremely happy wit my purchase, will be a return customer!