Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Jonathan J (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThis sweater is so comfy and the hoodie is large so I don’t have to worry if i’m wearing a hat or something else. My only negative is that there is no ideal way to put on a coat rack. There is no eye for a hook in the collar and the hood’s length becomes a negative for this case.
james h (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love hoodies and these guys are the best fitting and most comfortable ones I’ve ever had.
Josh R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerReally great quality. Extremely long.
Daniel K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest jumper I’ve ever owned
Luke B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat jumper definitely my favourite so warm
morgan h (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHonestly the best fitting hoodie and tees I’ve ever had. Being 7ft and slim they fit perfectly. Will be buying plenty more.