Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Nicholas M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerWhats not to love perfect fit perfect for the cold weather easy to deal with quick delivery only problem i have with plus 2 is they now own my pay check because i can’t help but buy more
Elmo B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGenuinely the only hoodie I’ve worn in my adult life that has fit and been worth the purchase, fuck yeah guys
Keehan R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfortable to wear and fits so nicely. The design is a perfect addition
Kyle D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAbsolutely love it and love all clothes from you guys!!! I still where shirts I purchased years ago such amazing quality you’s are the only brand of clothing I wear
Jacob T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAs long as I would ever want it, my new favourite jumper. Not to mention the quality material.
Rachel C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love this hoodie. The design is really cool and the fabric is super soft and good quality. The secret pocket on the sleeve is a nice touch too.