Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Lisa B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerExcellent loved it
Amanda D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerWas very small sizing my partner couldn’t even get his arms in this and his always the same size in clothes wasn’t going on even if he tried
Jackson N (verified owner) –
Verified Buyer4 Stars only because the right hand side of the front pouches stiching split and pulled before i even had the chance to put anything in there 🙂
Tayler R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSome of the stitching is a bit how ya going but other than that shes a ripper
Jake R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI haven't received it yet
Jack R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHoodie is super comfortable! however the stitching is very poor quality and has failed on both hoodies i have purchased from you guys!