Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











William A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat quality and fit is just more suited to skinnier/slimmer individuals
Matthew D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect
Josh O (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSo legit! Got the best bunnings air freshener aswel. Top notch team, definitely gonna order more
Dylan C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove the hoodie, fits well, comfy, super warm…..BUT I've worn it twice and the stitching is already coming off of the pocket that I haven't even used yet…
Dylan C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerReally cool jumper good quality and warm
Callum M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerJumper itself is good. Was thinking I was recieving a free SnapBack with my order tho as it said I was as I had spent the required amount and that wasn’t included… aside jumpers decent good quality.