Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Neil G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMint!
Grant K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerCan’t wait to try it on! Still haven’t received my order yet
Jesse L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it, super warm and very comfortable! My grey one has thumb holes, though – which I was sad to see missing on this bad boi. Love it just as much, though. Colour was true to photo and sizing was great.
Ethan W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHands down one of the comfiest hoody’s I own!!!
Laurence D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfiest jumper
Andrew E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI’m 6’7 and love going to the gym but hate my butt crack showing. In the colder months this hoodie will be perfect.