Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Jesse T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAwesome Hoodies ! Great length nice and warm. Won’t be buying hoodies from anywhere else !
Justin F (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPretty damn good, just miss the old hoodie with the finger holes but still extremely happy
Mark R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAwesome as always. Great quality, long and a great price
Zak S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerQuality jumpers although they are very slim, I could barely get them over my shoulders so had to gift them too a friend.
Would be 5 stars if they fit
Liam A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerExactly what I’ve been searching for. Originally only going to buy the 2, but I have another 2 on the way.
Nice and heavy feel, actually a tall fit.
Like Arnie “I’ll be back”
Steve W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey’re heaps smaller and I gave them to my little brother , I won’t be buying again