Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Sean S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVery good quality. Love them. It’s summer in the US and I’m still wearing them in the heat
Daniel C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat quality and such a nice fit
Tristan S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerYou’s have ruined a good thing they suck ass didn’t even bother openin second one
Rob R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAmazing
Jamie M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBy far my best purchase
Phill M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it best hoodie I’ve bought ever