Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Jaz E (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerkiller price and ultra warm and the style is
Chloe C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThe sizing is a bit bigger than my last P2 hoodie but they are still ridiculously comfortable, and the colours are amazing too!
Nicholas W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThe design has changed and is no longer as tall as the old ones. Also the design and fabric has changed in the tall flannel shirts. Why change it
Lloyd Y (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerUnbelievably comfortable, perfect fit, and fast delivery.
No problems at all, would buy again
Sean B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerReally comfortable and great fit … perfect for work and going out
Danial C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGood fit, great material