Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Darren P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it
Jayden M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat hoodie, comfortable and warm.
Sam R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerYour favourite hoodies are no more!
If you bought a fantastic fitting hoodie back in ’17 ’18 you’ll be disappointed to know the new range is extremely slim fitting with an extremely tight and un-stretchable elastic around the bottom and wrists.
Refunds will also be quite an interesting ordeal.
James G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest boodle ever
Mason C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAbsolutely loved the twin pack
Troy S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfy and fits nicely!!