Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Daniel C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAwesome graphics and quick delivery intime for my snow trip, also had a zip up pocket in the sleeve perfect for my lift pass! Quality threads as always!
Scott K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerDivine!!! I want 10 in different colours if it was offered. Just brilliant
Jack T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHighly recommend great quality and awesome fit
Rory C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect
michael T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVery Comfortable to wear, i pretty much wear it everyday during these cold days, bought two and very tempted to buy more
Definitely steped up from the very 1st hoodies you guys release when i purchased the all black one and the sneaky pockets are so handy thanks for adding a extra one on the left arm
Emma R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodie-dress ever, I no longer need to steal my boyfriends. Xo