Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.
Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:
Douglas W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAs George Costanza says: I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
Zak K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBeing a 6’4″ – 6’5″ ish guy, I always have to grab 2/3xl shirts for the extra length, and they’re always baggy and still too short, but +2’s XL’s fit juust right *chefs kiss*. The fabric is a lot nicer than my cheapo shirts too. Being an aussie company is a cherry on top
Jay G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAbsolutely love the mystery hoodie and my new tall tees. Great quality clothing. Will definitely be buying more tall tees very shortly. Highly recommended!!!!!!
Craig H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAmazing customer service plus amazing clothing
micah m (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love these hoodies, literally the only brand of hoodies i buy now, love the cuts and materials 5 stars
Kathleen B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNothing but amazing quality and service from these guys!
Highly HIGHLY recommend everything!