Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Tash G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove this hoodie the material is amazing washes up great everytime
John J (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love it, length is perfect. Feels like quality material and actually keeps you warm.
Aileen A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerIt was for my partner and he loves them! I love it as well. Got the 5 tshirts and definitely what my man needed for being so tall. Shirts quality are great, breathes and length also what he needed, no more pulling down his shirt when he bends down to get something. Jumpers are also awesome!
Jesse H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI was genuinely surprised with the quality and the detail put in to the design.
I absolutely love the hidden pockets!!!!!
Luke E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAlways on point
David B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMy favourite hoodie ever. Most comfortable one I’ve owned and received an awesome dark orange colour through a ‘mystery hoodie’.