Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Robyn B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBought it as a birthday present for my 6’4″ husband and he loves it!
No more wearing a tent to avoid midriff-flashing, and he especially appreciates the generously-sized hood.
Every day after work he comes straight in and puts it on ^-^
Anthony G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFits well comfortable hoodie:)
Gavin K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect fit, buy all my jumpers here!
Ashley S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove the new grey tall hoody. Always a great comfy fit
Jesse K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerDidn’t get a black one, allowed to order whilst none in stock, the jumper I had as 2nd choice isn’t bad though
Jonathon D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest and comfiest shirts I’ve ever had. I’ve had some +2 shirts for almost 5 years and they are the only shirts that are still as comfy as the day i got them. Now i have a plus 2 hoodie and have never been happier. Great value for money. If i had more room for clothes i would buy more. 10/10 best clothes I’ve ever owned.