Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Cory M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAmazing love it, so comfy
Steele R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerTop jumpers I need more so comfy and perfect fit
Blayde M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat fit, material feels high quality. There’s a little pocket inside the kangaroo pouch that holds your phone really well. Overall one of the best hoodies I’ve ever purchased
Dylan B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSizing is so inconsistent. Everytime i get an order the sizing is different. 3XL shirts have fit me perfectly on some orders and is too tight on others. The 3XL hoodie is ridiculously tight and would have been sent back but its too late now. I like the store and the quality of shirts is terrific but i cant keep gambling on sizing
Jarryd J (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBrilliant fit!
Hayden N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHoody is sick, can’t wait to buy my next one.