Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Levi H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI am 6 foot 8 and these are by far the best hoodies I’ve ever worn!
Timothy B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfort in style. The colors be poppin. Always good to support local!
Ashley O (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVery strage cut, too tight in the forearms and very baggy in the upper arm, also the picture of the product doeant match the real thing.
Darren B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNot bhedd.. good size
jaron H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey’re good, with the added phone pocket in the pocket lol although the length of the cuffs is a bit how ya going and the material definitely isn’t the same as the last one I got a couple years ago being thinner this time round. Still, bang for ya buck
Vincent L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMy favourite hoodies