Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Matthew D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMy new favourites, super good quality, great fit great colors super comfy!
Brian M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSooooooo comfy and good quality
Jayden L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerUnderstandably to a bit longer than expected, but the purple haze is fresh as, and the black on black is awesome
jono d (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat hoodies. Never disappointed when it comes to plus 2
Levi H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI am 6 foot 8 and these are by far the best hoodies I’ve ever worn!
Timothy B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfort in style. The colors be poppin. Always good to support local!