Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Jan S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerA little tight around the neck. Good quality and length amazing.
Trent H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThe quality is exceptional, the prices are stupidly low for what we’re getting and, based on my previous purchases, the clothes hold up well over time. I love it, and am now a regular customer.
Kurt M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat item
Sean C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat fit, super comfortable, looks killer
James C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it, so nice and warm and fits so well
Josh C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat sizing and very comfortable well made hoodie, free shipping to nz was relatively fast even though both aus and nz were in a covid lockdown, will be back to buy more, cheers guys