Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Joshua N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat fitting hoodies and very good quality
Don D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNew favorite hoodie 🙌
Matthew W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThese are consistently the best shirts and jumpers unreal quality and last for ever. Keep on keeping on legends
Timothy M (verified owner) –
Verified Buyeryou guys are the best company in Australia by far….ive got 3 hoodies and a tall tee so…..Legends really
Rodney C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it. Cant wait to order more
Oscar F (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect fit and super comfy!