Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Erhan P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodies I’ve worn
Gareth E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerIt’s perfect.
Matthew D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect for all us orangutans with long arms and bodies!
Damon L (verified owner) –
Verified Buyer.
Dawson C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerIt would be nice to have further sizing references to know how big it is. Most of us tall people aren’t used to buying clothes that actually fit so we order bigger than we need. I ordered an XL which actually fit a little long so I will need to go for a Large next time I think for a hoodie.
Chris S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerCan never go wrong with a grey hoodie.