Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.
Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:
Jay G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAbsolutely love the mystery hoodie and my new tall tees. Great quality clothing. Will definitely be buying more tall tees very shortly. Highly recommended!!!!!!
Craig H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAmazing customer service plus amazing clothing
micah m (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love these hoodies, literally the only brand of hoodies i buy now, love the cuts and materials 5 stars
Kathleen B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNothing but amazing quality and service from these guys!
Highly HIGHLY recommend everything!
Jacob D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSuper comfy Jumper, fits perfectly, love it, 10 out of 10
Brett L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove the size and length!
Will definitely be buying a couple more jumpers