Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Dean C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerCant beat a deal
Hoodie and trackie pants for $100! Show me anywhere else I can get that and to top it off they actually still fit after the first wash!
Matt Clarke –
Verified BuyerFINALLY, a hoodie that fits! Hoodies have always been hit-and-miss for a tall guy like myself (mainly miss) but this is awesome. I have already ordered more colours. Also well fitted and not too boxy,
James M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat hoodie. Fit is excellent a d it’s really comfy and warm. The longer cuffs are great for tucking into snow or riding gloves as well.
Margaret H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHoodie given a a birthday gift and it fits perfectly. He’s very happy with it
Daniel C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerCobalt Blue Hoodie
Excellent quality and love the color. I’m slowing working on getting all the colors! And hopefully more are added in the future.
Nathan T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBloody Mint!
The only thing better than the quality is the colour and length! Bangin colour, and warm as hell! 🤙🏼