Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Nick C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThat little pocket inside the pocket is ideal for looking after a baby skippy… or for hiding something ♂️
kaliyah c (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI got sent the wrong colour Bodie so I wasn’t impressed
john g (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerthe best hoodie i ever bought. Quality and fit are
Ryan S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerWish I could rate higher than 5
Brad A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerWhat did I think of my 2 pack, well they are that good I now have 7 of these bad boy, HOODIES FOR DAYS
Adam D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love them. I do need to send the mystery tee back as I got 2xl instead of just the l
How do I do that?