Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Ethan W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerHands down one of the comfiest hoody’s I own!!!
Laurence D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfiest jumper
Andrew E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI’m 6’7 and love going to the gym but hate my butt crack showing. In the colder months this hoodie will be perfect.
Matthew D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect
Josh O (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSo legit! Got the best bunnings air freshener aswel. Top notch team, definitely gonna order more
Dylan C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerReally cool jumper good quality and warm