Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Branden K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSo comfy! Love it
Liam K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodie ever. Love the pocket in pocket.
Jamie M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFits really good and love the style
Jonathon B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat quality, Awesome fit and quick service
Paul B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodies in the game
Michelle D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerExcellent quality, great fit