Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











jenna r (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAre they a different make to what they used to be? I have an XL from 2 years ago that is massive in comparison to the xxls i ordered. Just out of curiosity
Andrew P –
Verified BuyerScott R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey are perfect for me being a tall person
Timothy N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerOnly got one hoodie due to been out of stock but was replaced with a few extra shirts love the purple of the jumper i did get tho
Keaton S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey are awesome and will definitely buy more of them eventually
Justin C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey were too tight around chest area