Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Timothy N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerOnly got one hoodie due to been out of stock but was replaced with a few extra shirts love the purple of the jumper i did get tho
Keaton S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey are awesome and will definitely buy more of them eventually
Justin C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey were too tight around chest area
Bennett W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove that they are back to the original length. They are my fav jumpers
Herewini R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love my hoodies. Nice and lengthy, Warm and trendy
Brendan M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodie!! Mystery shirt was awesome too. Thanks