Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Dylan W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerOne wash and it’s like everything else I own, shrunk.
Only reason I bought these “tall hoodies” is cause I was sick of buying good clothes and them not last very long. 6’5” isn’t that tall but hey maybe it is.
John P (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerall good winter warm
William R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAwesome as hoodies
Jonathan D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI literally live in hoodies, and this one ticks all the boxes, not as heavy and dense as a snow jumper which makes it more more versatile to wear on those inbetween season days. Snug fit, but not too snug, just right! A worthy competitor in a sea of good quality tall hoodies available in melbourne.
simon m (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerWarm AF.
SUPER COMFY
Toby H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat length and fitting. Purchased large @ 194cm and 103kg. Is a more fitted size for my build as wanted