Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Andrew L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerToo good to be true!
Daniel M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVery comfy
Much style
Top marks 5/7
Jake E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThere good but ur customer service is horrible I buy from you once here and only once a year because I cannot tolerate how bad your shipping and your customer service is
wade k (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerlove it, its my everyday go to hoodie its big its warm when its cold outside and its really not a thick jumper when its hot i really need to buy more
Mackenzie T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFucking love it. Spoke to the boss and we are moving our work uniform to these black hoodies
Veezy P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerDidnt get the one I ordered and by the time they could fix it it was too late for where I was going to wear it