Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Jayden P (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerfits awesome! good shade of yellow
Aaron W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerYer was shit hot great jumper sent off super quick
Damien E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSolid hoodie, warm as hell and even more comfortable….now to hook up more!!!
Peter H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFits my requirements. I won’t know until one year if the manufacturing is good. But the material is of a consistency for me to do my gym work. And stay warm.
Jake G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAbsolutely stoked
Amanda M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAlot longer than the shirts and pull over hoodie