Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Brad G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNice and long. Great quality nice and heavy
Bradley S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI am always sceptical when ads show up on social media for things I was searched for previously. I took a chance with +2 and I am extremely satisfied. I have purchased $200 hoodies in the past that do not stack up to the quality and fit of these. Exactly what they advertise – well done! I only regret not getting 2 hoodies for the cheaper rate.
Shane B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSo comfy, great quality, dope style and great fit. Will be addint this brand to my default wardrobe! Love this shit!
Jayden P (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerfits awesome! good shade of yellow
Aaron W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerYer was shit hot great jumper sent off super quick
Damien E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSolid hoodie, warm as hell and even more comfortable….now to hook up more!!!