Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Anthony K (verified owner) –
Verified Buyeramazing hoodie
Great fit and well made. The seam-work is strong and doesn’t fill like it’s falling apart when I put it on.
Alexander R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfortable, fits perfectly 🤙
Leonie L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat length
Perfect for the extra length
Anthony M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove this Hoodie
I love this hoodie, only wish I got it before winter. Great length, possibly a tad too long for me at 6’3″ but better than all of my regular ones that are too short. Sleeves are perfect length and comfortable. Pouch is nice and love the extra pocket inside. Love the blacked out logos and the red arm band.
Cameron L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGREAT fit, quality feel, and fast delivery 👍👍
I bought 2 goodies, in 2XL, and couldn’t be happier with my choice. I’m 6 foot 8, and 130 kgs, and have always had trouble in getting hoodies/jumpers that fit well across the shoulders, without being midriff baring. No more trouble! The only question is how many more will I get. They’re not cheap, but they are HIGH value.
Chris B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAlways the best
+2 never dissapoints