Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Matt B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey’re amazing, just with the elastic around the wrists wasn’t so long. Apart from that, they’re perfect!
jaron H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey’re good, with the added phone pocket in the pocket lol although the length of the cuffs is a bit how ya going and the material definitely isn’t the same as the last one I got a couple years ago being thinner this time round. Still, bang for ya buck
Jesse L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it, super warm and very comfortable! My grey one has thumb holes, though – which I was sad to see missing on this bad boi. Love it just as much, though. Colour was true to photo and sizing was great.
William A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat quality and fit is just more suited to skinnier/slimmer individuals
Callum M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerJumper itself is good. Was thinking I was recieving a free SnapBack with my order tho as it said I was as I had spent the required amount and that wasn’t included… aside jumpers decent good quality.
Jackson N (verified owner) –
Verified Buyer4 Stars only because the right hand side of the front pouches stiching split and pulled before i even had the chance to put anything in there 🙂