Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











timmy f (verified owner) –
Verified Buyer🙂
Ashlee W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodie I’ve ever owned!!! Definitely getting more
KERRY L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI love the hoodies,but the sizes seem to be smaller than they used to be. I bought a large before and it was a perfect fit ,but this one just seemed smaller, other than that they are such good quality.
Wayne T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect fit, one of my favorites so far
Jordan M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSo comfy! Great color
Bryson C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerProbably my favourite hoodie!