Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Darren B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNot bhedd.. good size
Vincent L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMy favourite hoodies
Harrison P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPretty stoked with my hoodies. Mad colors. Bring back yellow
Scott K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAs promised. Quality product, heavy and durable!!!
Chris N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVery comfortable, worth the wait
Zac G (verified owner) –
Verified Buyersolid hoodies, perfect for lockdown lounging.