Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Corey J (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI like there length and the extra pocket in the front lol
Shane W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMy order wasnt on point. I had to wait 26 days to be notified after countless messages that i didnt have my size that i ordered and then another 7 days for it to be delivered. A total of 33 days. This wasnt the best experince. Still waiting on feedback from my last email i sent you. Ill resend shortly.
Ryan G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerQuality is great as always with the jumpers, I did find that out of the two hoddies the sizing was a little different between the two.
I did laugh at the Mugsey comment on the tag.
jenna r (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAre they a different make to what they used to be? I have an XL from 2 years ago that is massive in comparison to the xxls i ordered. Just out of curiosity
Andrew P –
Scott R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey are perfect for me being a tall person