Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Paul S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNot as good as advertised
Jessica S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGot a black and a purple hoodie, both slightly shrunk after 1 cold wash, the metal loops where the draw strings come through near the hood have come completely off the black hoodie in 2 washes, purposely only wash on it’s own or small items. They are nice and warm but not as good as the very first one we got a few years ago.
Jarrett H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNot the best quality and long wait time
Daniel R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLooks and feels great but hide your hoodie gents, the lady was especially fond of this one.
Courtney B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat quality
thomas j (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerEyelets came off in first wash and 3 of 4 garments had marks pretty upset really