Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Troy T (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat fit
Fits great, exactly what I needed. Super warm as well
Scott R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreen lantern look out
I’m 6’7 broad and solid . Ill never have to look for hoodies again with merch like the dark green tall hoodie. Snug comfy and built to last. Thank you plus2
Christopher C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSuper warm and comfy
Well sized and good materials. Would buy again any day
Joshua C (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerbest hoodie i own or have owned
best colour best hoodie so far
Craig S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat fit
I’m 6ft8in & 50yo, I’m just starting to find clothes that actually fit me properly. I have bought a couple hoodies & long sleeve flannels & just love wearing them.
Warwick L (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerperfect for autumn
Excellent hoodie for an Auckland Autumn night out drinking.
Medium was a perfect size for a 6 foot 2, 80kg guy