Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Samantha W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAmazing quality, great length, too narrow.
Edward C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat hoodie
matt h (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerperfect fit!
Felicia P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFor xxl the width on them is so narrow and clings too tight – would have hoped it was wider as clinging is the last thing you want – I bought this size hoping it would be oversized – was disappointed
Toni H (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat colour and quality but… it was the same width as my sons Xxl and a foot longer . It passed my knees. And was supposed to be 3xl like my tall ts.
Clinton B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat comfortable hoodie. Goes well with the long tees.