Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Kyle C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerWearing one of mine right now, comfy as
Andrew K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat jumper but probably could of went with xl instead of the xxl
Andrew L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI Usually get the plain hoodies but my loving my Rico printed hoodie! Love you plus2
Travis P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMint
Drew B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI’m loving the tall yellow hoodie really to love it
Mark B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat! Will be ordering more!