Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Sam G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerO for bloody Awesome
Sam B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerIt’s the best colour. So much more vibrant than in the pictures!
So warm and comfy. I love it.
Josh G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerComfy AF
Zarn W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodies I would never buy from anywhere else
Jarred B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect
Matt D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBest hoodie ever! I’m 6’8” and I’ve never had one that fits so good, thank you.