Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Jared G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNice and comfortable, really warm and fits perfect
Paul N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBought it for my dad who is 70 & he loves it
Great fit too
I may have to buy another as he is old school & slack at washing especially when he loves something
Rhys G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAbsolute ripper hoodie, fits perfect and is very well made
Sean G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect as always
Joe P (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAlways perfect.. best tall hoodies around
Megan A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it!