Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Tom A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAnsolutely my favourite item of clothing I own next to the tall tees!
Joseph M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThese hoodies are very comfortable. Length is perfect for lean and big builds. Six footers will enjoy this product. I really hope they bring out singlets next otherwise I’m cutting the sleeves. Great prices to!!!
Ryan M (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove the tall hoodies, have 6 of them now and will 100% purchase more and have recommended the hoodies and tees to many.
Joshua N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat fitting hoodies and very good quality
Don D (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNew favorite hoodie 🙌
Matthew W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThese are consistently the best shirts and jumpers unreal quality and last for ever. Keep on keeping on legends