Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Luke E (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerAlways on point
David B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerMy favourite hoodie ever. Most comfortable one I’ve owned and received an awesome dark orange colour through a ‘mystery hoodie’.
Robyn B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerBought it as a birthday present for my 6’4″ husband and he loves it!
No more wearing a tent to avoid midriff-flashing, and he especially appreciates the generously-sized hood.
Every day after work he comes straight in and puts it on ^-^
Anthony G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerFits well comfortable hoodie:)
Gavin K (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPerfect fit, buy all my jumpers here!
Ashley S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove the new grey tall hoody. Always a great comfy fit